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I’ve decided that as fun and profitable as making porn is, I need to spread out into other fields to start making more money. I believe in working smarter, not harder so I have found something that I believe will make me some good money while doing minimal work.

I’m signing up for all kinds of affiliate programs, some have to do with porn, some do not. If you sign up for stuff using any of the links or banners I provide, I get credit and commission for you sign up. I’m going to be a whore and most of my affilates up in this one blog….go ahead, look around…see if anything floats your boat….sign up and make me some money bruahhahahah …hope you enjoy.

Last night I was in San Francisco shooting for Ultimate Surrender . It was a live audience shoot. I was tag team wrestling with my awesome partner Samanta Sin. We were up againt Team Black which includes Dia Zerva and Annie Cruz . I wrestled Dia back a few months, I barely won her. That lady is effing tough, strong as an ox and skilled like a ninja and if you can believe it, she’s gotten even better since the last time I wrestled her.

Before we started I was actually nervous having a live audience to watch. Once we got going though I  forgot anyone wsa there. Although the occassional cat call and heckling was much noted and appreciated. The audience was great. They really got into it which pumped me up so much. I wont say who won because they haven’t posted it yet on the site….but I’ll tell you that the losers got some good ass poundings

After the shoot we went to happy hour. Dia and Annie had to go so I didn’t get to spend much time with them, but my buttercup Samantha kicked it with me. We got buzzed and watched some family guy up in the model room. I fucking love hanging out with that girl. We will probably hang out a lot more in real life….she invited me to go roller skating with her…so I think this is the begining of something beautiful.

There isn’t a day that goes by that doesn’t involve something that bothers me. I try to always stay positive and see the silver lining of every cloud but there are just some things that are so ridiculous that I have to put my 2 cents in.

1…..DAD…stop walking around the house in your underwear. you  didn’t start doing this until a week ago so why did you wait 68 years to do it now…nobody wants to see you in that shit…get some comfortable shorts and walk around in clothes like everyone else

2….Payless….stop trying to market your “sale” as buy one get the second pair 1/2 off…it’s not a sale if you have that deal going on year round. Sales end.

3….Homelss people…stop asking me for money I paid my dues to 1 homeless person and I refuse to help any more of you…Those of you who know me well know about the infamous homeless guy who lived in my car for a year.

4….hollywood…Stop making shitty movies!!! Also, trying to make your movies longer to make up for the shitty plot doesn’t make the movie any better. If you can’t tell a good story within 2 hours…you can’t tell a good story…stop trying to excite the public with mediocre special effects and techie tech gadgets for the characters to play with…give me a good plot, some eye candy and a bitchin sound track and then we’ll talk. Also I need to see more hot muscle men half naked in movies…300 was a good start, I was hoping there would be a trend to follow that movie and others would put half naked hotties in every movie but that hasn’t been the case. Oh and please stop putting british actors in our movies….they have fucked up teeth and I can’t understand a word they say.

5….Girls….Stop pretending like you’re all freaks in bed…you talk the talk but you don’t walk the walk. If you’re good in bed you shouldn’t have to talk about it…shut the fuck up..the only reason your mouth should be moving is when it’s tucked in my crotch or wrapped around my bf’s fatty. If you suck in bed you probably shouldn’t be throwing yourself on everything that moves as well. Quantity doesn’t equal quality ( I guess this can all be said to guys as well but I don’t touch those creatures and don’t care if they suck or not)

6…..Girls again….If you like cock it’s okay to talk about how you like cock with me you don’t have to pretend you’re a lesbian just to kick it with me. Trust me, I hear stories, see who you’re with and it’s not girls….you don’t have to lie to kick it.

7…..Girls again again….go to the gym…just cause you’re 20 doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be putting in some work. You’re going to end up looking just like your mothers so you might as well start doing preventive methods now rather than later…and put the fucking cupcakes down.

8….Smokers…..smoking makes your genitals and assholes smell like duck shit slattered on top of leaves that have been decaying and half eaten by grubs and earth worms who inhabit the soil of a freshly burned down forest …try eating splenda instead  of smoking,it will turn that nasty stench into something of the likes of cotton candy.

That’s about it for now but if I can think of anything else, trust me, I wont be quiet about it.

I am really sick of this fucking band called Ariel X. They sign up for all these accounts ie myspace, livejournal, youtube using Ariel X so when I go to set up accounts after getting deleted I can’t have the name I want becuase those a holes took it. Why the fuck!!!

ugh..

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I had to get a new phone from Verizon today. They told me that my package will arrive in 2-3 days…..I also had to order some business cards for when I work Erotica LA, those will arrive in about a week. I get so Happy when I know I’m going to be packages. I Seriously get eager about it everytime I know I have something coming. I love surprise packages as well but I love knowing that I have something coming and I have to wait for it for a few days.

Other stupid things that make me happy include but are not limited to:

watching my chickens run…they have two little legs holding up their entire fat body, they look ridiculous when then run.

When my little brother calls me up and leaves a voicemail that begins with “what’s up fatty” it makes me laugh every time.

testicals on animals….it’s silly…they just walk aroudn with that junk swaying to and fro it makes me giggle, especially bat balls…because those bastards hang upsidedown

when people I hardly know write me just to say hi. I like knowing that people like me

chuck E. Cheeses…I fucking love that place.

rainbows

pussy farts

people who almost hit pedestrians because they are driving and talking on their cell phones.

check out girls with big tits and blue eyes.

young mothers

watching Gallagher smach fruit

The Work Out with Jackie Warner

truly it is the little things in life that make it worth living.